functioning stoner

I am a functioning stoner. I don’t really have much of an excuse for that. I don’t get high, I don’t drink, and I don’t smoke. I guess it’s just that I tend to procrastinate.

As it turns out, this isn’t a bad thing. Stoner means lazy or abstinent, and even though it is sometimes said to also mean “crazy as a fox,” you’re still still allowed to act like a stoner at work, in the privacy of your own home, or in whatever other setting you prefer.

I think it is interesting that the word stoner has actually been used to describe a lot of different things, such as someone who is not a big fan of smoking. This is a bad thing though because when youre talking about not drinking, youre not talking about alcohol, youre talking about something else. It is common to see people talking loosely about ‘craving’ instead of ‘having a beer’.

I guess I should not be surprised that the word has been used to describe people who like to stay out all night, or people who are “unstable.” However, I do believe that the word stoner is something specific that the word has been used to describe a lot of different things. It has been used as a term for a group of people who are constantly around, but never interact or spend any significant amount of time together.

I use stoner to mean someone who is always around, but not that interesting to be around in the way that people who drink beer and play video games do. I am not sure that this is the best way to describe stoners, but the term is used to describe people who are always talking about their favorite music, their favorite bands, their favorite movies, their favorite TV shows, or their favorite books.

I’m a stoner. I have a hard time concentrating on anything other than the stoner/beer/video game/book/music/TV show thing that I’m doing right now.

It is impossible to stay stoned in the same way for days. You need to be drinking and doing lots of things or else. Stoners are people who drink a lot and also talk a lot. They talk to others, they talk to themselves, they talk on their phones, they talk when they are alone, they talk when they are bored, and they talk about their favorite music.

The stoner is someone who likes to talk, talk to himself/herself, and talk about music. This is probably not something you’d know (and I don’t mean stoner friends or family) but if you’re into that kind of thing, then you’ll definitely have heard of the stonerbeervideo thing.

If you like to talk shit about your favorite music, you like to talk shit about your favorite music. It’s a type of talk I refer to as “functioning stoner.” Stoners don’t hang out with people who talk about themselves. They hang out with people who talk about them. This is not to be confused with the kind of stoner who only talks about their favorite movies, books, TV shows, or music.

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